Which is not an acceptable greeting for strangers of the opposite sex?        

What's the most popular religion below the Mason-Dixon line?            

Which of these is included in the seven deadly sins?

What do you call the evening meal?

Have you ever been in jail?

Which of these does not make a reliable weapon?

Which will you not find in a typical redneck's pickup?

Do you own a ball cap with any of these emblems?

Skoal
Budweiser
Jack Daniels
John Deere
Union local
Camouflage
a boat builder
a school
Marlboro
US Army or Navy unit
Ford or Chevy
a Casino
NFL, NBA, NHL or MLB  team
Safety award
All of the above                   

Have you ever seen anything like this?

a UFO
Elvis before his funeral
Elvis since his funeral
a NASCAR event 
Flood water in your house
Graceland
Sunrise through the bottom of a beer glass
Big Foot or some other legendary phenomenon 
a Tornado bearing down on your trailer house
Your best friend's sister naked
Your favorite soap opera this week  
a Finger, Leg, etc. cut off by accident
Your boat sinking
Your boss firing or laying you off
You standing in the unemployment line
Your car or truck totaled out
Storm damage to your house
Bar or cat fight
Lost bets and angry bookies 
Your grown sister naked 
Somebody streaking or flashing
the commission of a Felony   

Do you own any of the following?

Trailer
Bug zapper
Waders
Car that doesn't run
Boat motor that starts
Tool shed or workshop
More than one lawn mower
Mounted game or fish trophy
Post hole digger
Long john underwear
Coffee can full of nails, screws, etc.
Motor hoist
Sewer snake
Filet knife
Handmade garment - knitted or crocheted 
Ammunition
Something bought at a craft sale, flea market or garage sale that you actually use 
Fishing and/or Hunting licenses

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