Have you ever seen anything like this?

• UFOs, Big Foot and all other legendary phenomenon gets you NO points.  Rednecks are way too used to surviving in the real world to believe in oddball weirdness.  They got enough problems without adding crazy to them.
• Elvis since his funeral = 10 points.  Well, there are exceptions to all the rules.  Long Live the King!
• Elvis before his funeral =  2 points for each live performance attended & 5 points if you're still an obsessive fan.
• If you've made the pilgrimage to Graceland = add 2 points.
• Somebody running around outside naked = one point per dozen.  It's just not that unusual for folks to show it off.
• Your best friend's sister naked = 2 points each.  Its a favorite hobby of redneck teenage boys.
• Your grown sister naked = 5 points. Actually, you can have 1 more points for each time you sneaked a peek at a relative naked.  I don't want to know about it if it was your Momma or Daddy.
• Your favorite soap opera episode today = 5 points.  You're at home in the middle of the day and you're watching TV, got to be redneck. 
• Each NASCAR event attended = 2 points.
• Score one point for each occasion of seeing the sunrise on the way home from the bar.
• Bar fight = 1 point for each serious injury. Cat fight = 2 points for each participant that bleed (you do understand that's a girl fight, not actually cats, right?) 
• Injury accident = one point for each lost appendage, open wound or broken bone.  Bad luck follows a redneck.
• Natural disasters = one point for each insurance claim.  Trouble always finds the redneck.
• Witnessed a crime = one point for each felony charge.  I repeat, trouble just finds a redneck.
• Totaled cars & trucks = one point for each.  I repeat, trouble will find a redneck.
• Gambling losses = Why don't you just pick how many points you want it to count and flip a coin, you're going to lose anyhow. Only this way, you subtract the points if you win, and add the points when you lose.  Like so many things a redneck loves, he's no good at it. 
• Out of work = two point for each month you were out of work last year.  

The more trouble around somebody, the more redneck they're likely to be.  It don't make sense, but that's the way it is.  If it weren't for bad luck, rednecks would have NO luck at all.

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