All you Rednecks  ---   Relax !!!        Resist the temptation to be Hip.         Repent your Yuppie Ways.         Remember you ain't Cool.         Get your Rear out of the Recliner.         Go outside.  Take a leak on a tree.         Get your borrowed boat in the water.         Pick out a pole.  Tie on a hook.  Dig some worms.          Don't think too much.         Just Fish, Drink, and be Happy,         for Tomorrow   -   you may have to wear a suit...