All y'all Rednecks, just Relax !!! 

Resist the temptation to be Hip. 

Repent your Yuppie Ways. 

Remember you ain't Cool. 

Get your Rear out of that Recliner. 

Go outside.  

Ice down some Beer.  Take a Leak on a tree.

Holler for your Buddy to come on over.

Get your borrowed boat in the water. 

Pick out a pole. Tie on a hook. Dig some worms.

If the Fish don't bite - It don't matter.

Don't think too much. 

just Fish, Drink, and be Happy,  - 

'cause Eventually

She's gonna make you go to Work and Earn a Paycheck ...