Get ya'll a piece of real Redneck art on a tee shirt.  It's hand lettered by this Authentic Redneck Artist with permanent Magic-Marker on a genuine Fruit of the Loom white tee shirt.

Your choice of colors as long as Magic-Marker makes it and the Irondale, Alabama Walmart sells it.

Pick one of these slogans, or leave it to me to think something better up -                

REDNECK WISDOM

WISE REDNECK

bUBBA says "Them FISH is too damn Smart"

BiG Ole Beautiful Beer Belly

Send Cash (got to go buy the white tees & markers) or offer Trade if you got something good.

Warning:  Better NOT wash, ever.  Besides - the longer you wear it the more genuinely redneck it is.