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| June 2, 2004 - just for fun - which of the X-Men are you? (I was Bishop) May 31, 2004 Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.
Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B -
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C -
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be your Choice?
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Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler.
And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.
Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.
and in case you never saw this one..! ...
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
May 28, 2004 - Link of the week May 27, 2004 Compassionate Conservatism: The Evidence
To demonstrate Bush's compassion, his campaign rustles up photographs of black people.
To: All Hands
From: Karl Rove
Re: CompassionWe're having a little trouble finding material to put in the Compassion section of the campaign Web site. The only compassion initiatives we've actually implemented are Leave No Child Behind and prescription drugs for Medicare, and these are already covered in the Education and Health Care sections. I think we can bluff our way through the issue brief, but the photo gallery is a real problem. We're up to our ears in pictures showing the president being resolute about the war on terror, but we only have two or three showing the president being compassionate. What does compassion look like, anyway? I ran this question by a focus group and came back with a simple answer: Negroes. So please scour your photo files for any pictures you may have of the president holding, touching, looking over the shoulders of, or otherwise interacting with Negroes, preferably Negro children, since they test better than adults. If you must show an adult Negro, try to make it a woman. If you absolutely have to an adult male Negro, your best bet is to make it Colin Powell. If you still come up short, pad the photo gallery with pictures from the president's trip to Africa. Let's make sure to include one picture each of the president and first lady interacting with white children, to avoid charges of racial condescension. But don't sweat that too much, because our research shows that only 17 Negroes will vote for the president in the fall. Thanking you in advance for your help,
May 24, 2004 - In the Oh My God category... May 19, 2004 - Oops, guess we have those torture systems even inside the United States. May 6, 2004 - Is anyone paying attention? May 5, 2004 
LEVEL 4 -- SOMEWHAT STRAIGHT ACTING
A few people might suspect that you might not be a heterosexual. No one knows for sure, but there are rumors about what you're doing on the weekends. Most of your traits are straight acting but a few traits you have are causing people to wonder, but nothing is so apparent that anyone is sure enough to bring it up.
April 30, 2004 - PLEASE Check out W's "faith based" history Jan 24, 2004 - Link of the Week (err, month?) 
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