- Intro: Alex attempts to
introduce the show while dodging gangster's bullet's and
a meat-cleaver (with little success) in the back of a
trunk.
- Headache commercial where
the test subject loses it and trashes the set- The
Pain!!!
- Eddie the Flying Gimp-
Alex flies around with buck-teeth and his sweatshirt
pulled over his head (yes, pre-Cornholio) in a
Leave-It-To-Beaver type comedy. He saves Ned from the
town bully here.
- AD:Munford the Yodelling
Mutt
- Battle of the Bands- where
your favorite bands face/off and beat the living hell out
of each other. Wilson Phillips vs. the Boo-Ya Tribe...
guess who wins.
- Stan
Harding: Rock Accountant- proves even accountants can lead a life of
depravity.
- VOTAR-The Future of
Television Announcing. A crappy Max Headroom, I mean a
CRAPPIER Max Headroom, recaps the show's events.
- Outro:Mr. McPhee from the
headache commercial runs off with the mobster's car:
unfortunately for Alex they're still in the mood for
diggin'.
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- Intro: Alex tries to beat
Yarbles, the family cat with a mallet.
- Lockjaw: He gives some
bad advice to an
urban youth.
- If I Had My Way- Willard
Schrek and the viewer battle boredom in a convenience
store.
- Mr. Meat- I think your
imagination could conjure better things than I could
describe on this one.
- The Huggins Family: Dad
comes home in a drunken stupor and a WWF type brawl
ensues.
- VOTAR: Quotes DEVO.
- Outro: Yarbles the cat
outsmarts Alex.
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- Intro: God's Mighty Anvil-
whenever somebody really cheeses Him off- BOOM! Anvil
time!
- Damn These Eyes! Dr.
Frederick Hathaway stares at a comet too long and visual
dotted lines extend to whatever he gazes upon until he
takes drastic measures to remedy the situation.
- Eddie the Flying Gimp:
Eddie teaches Ned to fly... if only for a split second.
- Lockjaw: He's one tough cop
who never got a tetanus shot. Lockjaw battles himself
after gunning down an old lady and Flea.
- Rainman 2:Electric
Boogaloo
- VOTAR: Confuses the Idiot
Box with Jake and the Fatman (easy mistake).
- Outro:Alex suffers the
wrath of God's Mighty Anvil. Never mouth off to supreme
beings!
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- Intro: Alex gets a bomb
screwed to his head and the remote is given to a chimp.
- Battle of the Bands: The
Boo-Ya Tribe make it a clean sweep against Jerry Garcia-
GO BOO-YAS! Results of that match.
- If I Had My Way: Willard
and his security cam are visited by Sinead O'Connor and a
ball-busting, middle-eastern beef-stick sales
representative. What Willard has to say about
kd lang.
- Reevok Pumps: Commercial
for shoes almost as silly as the real things.
- The Burrowing Bishop:
Recaptures some escaped criminals ("He's like
Charles Bronson in "the Great Escape"-he's
diggin' tunnels).
- AD: Tony Danza stars in "Who's
a Total Idiot?" (This one really IS getting made only I think
NBC is calling it "The Tony Danza Show"
instead)
- VOTAR: Expresses his
dismay with the world with a poem.
- Outro: Alex all in pieces
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- Intro:Sinead O'Connor
finds Alex out in a rustic cabin making fun of her with a
bald dummy and beats the living hell out of him.
- Lockjaw: Drools on
Princess Gi-Gi so she passes out, but he "dives
in" anyways.
- Eddie the Flying Gimp:
Gets shot, poor Eddie.
- AD: That Bearded Girl
- Something 2 Make U Laugh- Sinead stars in an MTV comedy special
with Wisey Wisenstein, and they do "Who's on
First?"
- The Huggins Family: a
peace-loving family laugh, love and syphon the blood out
of small animals. Oh yeah, Go Rikki!
- VOTAR: Speaks out on
violence.
- Outro: Alex almost turns
the tables on Sinead- almost.
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- Intro: Diver Dan- Deep Sea
Divin' Man, Alex takes a bucket and some weights and
visits the neighbor's pool.
- Win a chance to sacrifice
your daughter to GWAR!!!
- If I Had My Way: Willard
is visited by Carol Channing.
- Prank calls backfire on
two wily youths.
- The Burrowing Bishop:
Saves a boy from a well.
- VOTAR: Discusses financial
matters and quotes Hall & Oates in the process.
- Outro: Diver Dan visits
Davy Jones.
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