About Me

I don't know what the hell to put here, I'm just gonna type this out real quick 'cause I'm a slacker like that. Slack on, my bretheren, slack on.

I'd put some quotes here too, but I don't think I have the brain power to do that right now.

I didn't realize how stupid that picture was until just now. I think I should find another one. That's just embarassing. It's not me at all... or is it?

There will be a link to my resume here and a link to my CV as well. If I get around to writing a bio of myself, which may or may not happen, I will have a copy of my official genetic history (considering the fact that I am adopted, and a couple baby pictures too.

I think it's interesting stuff and quite frankly, I don't care if you think otherwise. Shame on you for doubting the genius of the Hatchmaster. He is our great leader. A beacon of light in the academic darkness we english students find ourselves stumbling around in as of late.

The Bachelor of Fine Arts is a joke. Without a review process we're nothing more than unread literature students.

Hmmm... I kinda like this version of Verdana font...

And i don't know why the hell the background picture doesn't want to show by that link down there telling you to email me... It was a really cool picture too...but you know what? I don't care anymore. Phucitol.

It's like Charles Manson used to say:

"No sense makes sense."

I agree Charlie, circle gets the square.