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Home of Carl
Perkins, Casey Jones,
Wink Martindale,
Isaac Tigrett, Jr. (founder of Hard Rock Cafes &
House of Blues),
Ed "Too Tall" Jones, Brother Dave
Gardner,
NFL Star Al Wilson,
and ME : the
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Welcome to saxdoctor.com .... my name is Gerald McGuire and I repair
musical instruments as well as play sax and clarinet, and direct a
community jazz band. I got this nickname from my good friend Ralph Thomas, who plays professionally
under the name "Dr. Sax". I repair wind instruments as well as manage
the music store where I work. Since Ralph brings me
his saxes when they are "sick", he refers to me as "the Sax Doctor".
Ralph had a personalized license plate made with "DR SAX", so I followed with
"SAX DR". We had a photo made of the two cars sitting side-by-side and sent it
to a TV station in Memphis that was running a feature on unusual personalized plates. We
were chosen for inclusion in the feature.
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Ok, Ok,... I know this lame joke seems more like 'Joke of the Millenium' it's been here so long. So send me a good replacement for it and I'll credit you on the page. Three rules: be creative, keep it clean, and make it FUNNY!!A man has been trapped on an island for several years when he sees a small wake in the water. After a time, a lovely lady scubadiver rises from the surf. She walks to the man and exclaims, " You must be miserable, how long has it been since you have had a great smoke?"While the deranged man stammered for an answer, the lovely lady unzips the side pocket on her sleeve, and produces a Cuban cigar. She gazes into the now-smoking man's face and whispers, "and how long has it been since you have had a real drink"?Again the man stammers as she unzips her other sleeve to produce a flask of ancient Brandy. As she teasingly unzips the main zipper to her wetsuit, she asks, "And how long has it been since you have known real pleasure?"The man scrambles to his feet and yells "Oh my gosh, you don't really have a SAXOPHONE in there do ya?" |
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