Is This Really THE BEST Page in the Universe?
Before you completley dismiss the possibility that this site may, in fact, be the very best page in the universe, hear me out. We all know that Maddox's site is considered to be the undisputed best page in the universe, and NinjaPirate.com's is generally considered to be the second best page. Let's face it, Maddox never updates and NinjaPirate was in jail last time I checked. Who does that leave? Me! That makes THIS site the Best Page in the Universe. And let's be honest, even when Maddox DOES update, his pages just aren't worth the wait anymore. Maddox's last funny update was Bill O'Reily is a big blubbering vagina and that was the last good one since about two months before with How to render the Segway obsolete. I think this is mostly because Maddox seems like he doesn't have quite as much desire to run his page as he used to. He used to update more frequently and with funnier stuff, but that's not the case anymore. On my site I always lay out the funny. My best updates are always only one apart. Ninjapirate, last time I was at his site, was in jail (I'm not sure how he was able to update his site from jail, but oh well). While his site is generally regarded as the second best page in the universe, and while his updates are usually pretty funny... he's in jail right now. He's out of the picture. I'm the best. I win.
UPDATE: NinjaPirate apparently is no longer in jail. I'm still the best regardless.