Two hunters from Alabama are out in the woods when one of
them falls to the ground. He does not appear to be breathing.
The other whips out his mobile phone and calls the emergency
services. He gasps out to the operator, "My friend
is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice, says, "Calm
down. Just take it easy. First let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice
comes back on the line. He says, "Okay, now what?"
rednecks named Bubba and Larry and a city boy named Henry
went hunting. It was Henry's first time hunting but Bubba
and Larry grew up hunting. They went to the clubhouse with
the manager of the club. The manager said, "Tomorrow
morning, you can leave whenever you want, but you must be
back by 7:00PM tomorrow." The three hunters confirmed.
Bubba asked, "What are some of the methods around here?"
The manager replied, "Well, since the rut is pretty
much over, my suggestion would be, find and follow the tracks
and once you see one, take 'em down. If you kill one, just
drag it back to the club." Once again they confirmed.
next morning, Bubba and Larry got up at 4:00AM with no problem.
Larry tried to wake Henry up but he had some trouble getting
up. Finally they were all awake and ready to go hunting.
They picked up their rifles and headed out. Later in the
day, the manager heard 2 gunshots. As 7:00PM started to
roll around, Bubba and Larry got back, dragging their bucks.
The manager saw them dragging their deer across the field.
As they got closer, the manager said, "Well, how did
you manage to get those? They both replied, "I just
followed his tracks and there he was."
on 7:30PM, Henry was not yet back. So, they got their flashlights
and search for him. They finally found him. He was bruised,
bloody and had scars all over him. They asked, "What
happened?" He yelled, "Well, I followed the tracks
and the stupid train hit me!"
old buck and young buck
was this old buck and a young buck standing on top of a
ridge overlooking a lush meadow. Grazing in the meadow below
were about 20 unsuspecting doe.
young buck said to the old buck "Why don't we run down
to the meadow and mate with one of those doe".
old buck turns to the young buck and replied "Why don't
we walk down to the meadow and mate with them all".
of the story "With age comes wisdom".