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This is my personal space. Here I will put various things that are happening in my life and some comments of a potentially colorfull nature. This website may have aome content of an adult nature, meaning adult language and some suggestive senteces. This website is not intended for the eyes of youth so if your a big enough dumbass to allow your rug rats to read this shit than it's your fuckin fault not mine so don't come complaining to me about your kids saying shit they see on here. Fuckin' Noob.

There will be updates to this site as quickly as I feel like. I know the links don't work yet but guess what, that because I just created the fuckin' thing you douche bag so get over it and wait for it.

I'M A DAMNED GOON!!!
How about that shit huh? I actually Joined GoonSwarm. So far it seems that this group is a bunch of seriously silly, fucked up from the neck up, crazy ass mutha fuckaz. Which is probably why I like it so much so far. Normally, if I would have lost several battleships in Eve I would have gone runnin', thinking, "Holy Shit this is a waste of time." but these fart knockers are kewl enough. I think I may stick around for a while and see just how long I can survive.

One thing you may be asking is, "Damn Thalen. How in the fuck did a total nutbag get in to Goons?" Well, luckily I knew some one in Goons that I have known for years. Long before Eve even existed. That's right fucktards. People actually get to know me and realise that I am some one kewl to be around. Don't ever listen to people sayig bad shit about me without laughing their ass off. Odds are they are just spreading bullshit to fertilise their own crappy pod garden.

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╠ Latest ═ News ╬12─05─2008╣
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I CAN NOT BELIEVE MY ROTTEN LUCK!!!!

As soon as i get a connection that, even if it's wireless and half assed, works, my eve time codes that I could have done so much in game to replace ran out.

Well, as soon as I get something rolling in the realm of getting GTCs, there will be some really unlucky fuckers that WILL have a caldari fashio colonoscopy with a missile or 90 up their ass when I get back in there.

 


 

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╠ Latest ═ News ╬12─01─2008╣
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After an Unbelievably torturous amount of time involving incredible levels of bad luck in real life matters I am finally back on the net and back in Eve. For obvious reasons having to do with the total and completely disrespectful bullshit licking faggotry that is always spewed by certain fucktards, I wont go in to the details of it all but I will say that I wouldn't wish any of it on anyone no matter what they say or do to me. No one deserves that much trouble in their lives. Now that I have come back I have every intention of building up as much ISK as I can before something else happens. Something always does. Then, once I get a financial foothold, I will do everything I can to join the fight against all whom would dare attack the DarkStar 1, GoonSwarm or our allies. Aww fuck it.......anything that dares accupy my space, meaning anywhere within the grid I currently am flying in, that isn't blue to me. I will do everything in my ability to finally get in to a carrier and pwn me some mofoes........muahahahahahaaaa!!!!!