Due to total and complete misuse of any and all of the smallest fraction of my contact info in every way shape and form that could possibly be concieved of by the biggest noob-like waste of air, water,and/or nocious gas breathing fucktard wannabe asshat in existance, the only way shape or form to contact me is by the method I give you to contact me once you use your brain and ask me. If you do not have a pre-authorised method of contact than I have only six words for you:

FUCK OFF YOU STUPID FUCKING NEWB!!!!!

Simply put, if you do not have my contact info and are too lazy to ask me in game than you are either not worthy or the hormone treatments aint workin' yet.