Religion, preachers, et al

Funny Paper Smith: Some people tell me that God takes care of old folks and fools, but since I been born he must have changed his rules. This must be the Devil I'm serving; I know it can't be Jesus Christ. Cause I asked him to save me and look like he's trying to take my life.

Son House: I'm gonna get me a religion, I'm gonna join the Baptist Church. I'm gonna be a Baptist Preacher and I sure won't have to work.

Frank Stokes: Oh well it's our Father Who art in Heaven, the preacher owed me ten dollars, he paid me seven. Thy Kingdom come. Thy Will be done. If I hadn't took the seven, Lord, I wouldn't gotten none.