An Anachronistic and PC-incorrect View of Women

Texas Alexander: When a man gets hairy you know he needs a shave. When a woman get musty, you know she needs to bathe.
98 Degree Blues

Robert Johnson: She's an evil hearted woman. She studies evil all the time.
Kindhearted Woman Blues

Rabbit Brown: I done seen better days but I'm putting up with these. I could have a much better time but these girls is so hard to please.
James Alley