Tiger Scratches
Tourette’s syndrome Jokes
by Darin M. Bush
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Having ADHD and
EDF is like:
TS+ Style: War in Iraq:
If
your accountant had Tourette's:
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When H&R Block tics, people listen.
What
do you get when you cross a Touretter with a 400-pound gorilla?
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I don't know, but when he tics, don't stare.
Volkswagon
Cabriolalia
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The cursing that follows trying to put the top down while driving 70 mph (or
113 kph)
Two guys walk into a bar. The bartender goes up to the first
one, who is squirming and twitching, and says, "What's your problem?"
"I have Tourette's," says the first one, and orders a beer. The
bartender gives him a beer, looks over at the second guy, who is muttering
curses and using foul language under his breath, and says, "Then what's
his problem?" "Oh, him," says the first guy, "He works for
Jerry Springer."
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