My Wife from "South ParK" Wife-misms
This page is dedicated to the many things I've heard from my loving spouse,
 when it came to putting together my Hot Rod!
(Plus my personal insight to each one.)


(I grew... so should my toys.)

(That line is working on it's 10,000th time around)

(In all fairness... I don't enter her in wife shows. Do they even have those?)


  • If you get one more car part, I swear... so, help me... I'll walk right out that door!
(I've since learned that she is bluffing.)
  • From now on, for everything you buy, I'm going to get something for the same amount of money.
(Had she actually made good on that threat, someone would be going without food.)
  • This is like the umpteenth set of valve covers you've gotten!
(Okay, "Umpteenth", that's not even a real word. Although, even I don't remember the exact number of sets I've bought.)
  • Stop spending so much time with that car. You're even tucking it in "goodnight" with a blankie and reading it stories!
(This is an exaggeration on her part. It's not a blankie, it's a car cover. Plus, I've only read to it from "Super Chevy" twice.)
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