Latex Flat
Found a nail
Bound to fail
Drop some pounds to get around
The pale, plain fact
That antics at the winter games
Mirrored the ceiling while the roof went up in flames
And laid out latex flat
And spat hot licks and hotter chicks
So writhe and flail
Against the rail
Drop some pounds to get around
The pale, plain facts
Beginner's luck just never stuck
Around, above, below, between
How to's, how do's, tell-alls
Behind the scenes
The glossiest paper for glossier 'zines
That laid out latex flat
Rick Fatke: middle bleeps
Eric J. Nelson: guitars, bass, synths, percussion, vox