Everybody's Somebody's Asshole

Caught wind of planned disaster
Made me think they got away with murder

Everybody's somebody's asshole
Gracious manners won't get you nowhere
Everybody's somebody's asshole
Always causin' several hassles

Beared an egg tooth when I chipped out
Of the shell and I was stripped down
To the barest of essentials
For Baloo I've got the blues now
Served a full term as a fool's cow
Lose weight now, ask me how

Caught sight of camp deserters
They told me they weren't going to hurt her

Everybody's somebody's asshole
Gracious manners won't get you nowhere
Everybody's somebody's asshole
One for me, one to you, that's a pair

Everybody's somebody's asshole
Gracious manners won't get you nowhere
Everybody's somebody's asshole
'Cause everbody's on the go

And everybody's everybody's asshole



Kurt Baumgarten: electric guitar
Eric J. Nelson: acoustic guitar, bass, keys, digihorn, percussion, vox