i am a simple personborn into poverty in the culturally-rich tribe of michiana, raised by a pack of terriers in a manner best described as tough-but-fair. my life is all about the big picture and a better pizza. my story traverses the rise of incompetism and the fall of high moral character [and the triumph of the VHS format over Beta]. my story is my story and thats the story i'm going to go with.
LIFE CURRENTLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION !
[brief pause: orchestra adjusts itself: no applause: global fidgeting]
Below are some of my favorite links!