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An Entire Six Pack in One Day!
Annual Fracas at Harvard Draws Idiots from Ten States!  HARVARD - A bumper crop of bad athletes and people who should know better were jammed onto the hallowed grounds of Harvard Yards for the 2005 Fat Bastard Wiffle Ball Tournament, held August 13, 2005.In a free for all tournament, several surprise teams made a run at glory, but none could best the sober play of the WiffleHouse's Roscoe P. Coltrane*, let by Alan "Fattened Stats" Garcia and Pitcher of the Year, Tom "O" Henry, who bested another Most Valuable Player performance by Jimmy "Chitwood" Galvan and 80 Foot Dongs in the finals. The Baxter Bowl title was once again claimed by Mail Order Brides, who cherry picked their trophies for the third time. Dave "X" Ringler claimed the Big Stick and Good Hands Award as he led the day in dingers. Even more importantly, The Fatty raised nearly $2000 for the Fisher Fund to outfit a new rec center for The Bridge youth program, part of Arbor Circle, and to make a donation to the new Rockford branch of the Grand Rapids YMCA. See the Tournament page for more details on this year's fracas. |
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